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Its a human problem - that is the problem of all those 5 month to 2 year old young adults in the pound. If you wont take you dog to training classes and socialize your pup, then get a stuffed dog - not a real one. Are you ready for a puppy?
*Pour cold apple juice
on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
*Wear a sock to work
that has had the toes shredded by a blender.
*Immediately upon
waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty
now - hurry up - come on, lets go!"
*Cover all your best
suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use
dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.
*Play "catch" with a wet
tennis ball for hours.
*Run out in the snow in
your bare feet to close the gate.
*Tip over a basket of
clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.
*Leave your underwear on
the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway.
(Especially when you have company.)
*Jump out of your chair
shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door
shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.
*Put chocolate pudding
on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return
from work that evening.
*Gouge the leg of the
dinning room table several times with a screwdriver - it's going to get chewed
on anyway.
***Take a warm and
cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This
is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.
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